A woman was out golfing oneDay when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grantyou three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failedto mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also makeyour husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom womenwill flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautifulWoman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in theworld. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what'shis is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, '! I'dlike a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stophere and continue feeling good.
Male readers :Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart..
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes toshow that women never listen!!!
Monday, August 18, 2008
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Posted by Ivan Kee at 9:57 PM
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