I am in the middle of psychiatry posting.
Everyday i have to deal with mentally ill patient.
Quite scare when i first enter the psychiatry ward.
But when i get used to it, they are just like any other physically ill patient.
None the less, i was 'sexually molested' by some of the psychiatry patient.
Looking forward my next posting---which is Paediatrics.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Psychiatry Posting
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
Men vs Women
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。
現在把第一胎留給丈夫;
城裡晚上人叫雞;
定義是指能花很多的錢。
男人有錢就變壞,
女人變壞就有錢。
男人沒有女人,耳根清淨;
女人沒有男人,居家乾淨。
男人「入錯行」,上班會很痛苦;
女人「嫁錯郎」,下班會很痛苦。
好女人,養壞男人的胃口;
壞女人,吊足男人的胃口。
婚前,男人像傳令兵;
婚後,男人像指揮官。
失戀不見得是世界末日:你的心也許會'泣血',
你的荷包卻可以不再'失血'。
以前提到結婚,想到「天長地久」;
現在提到結婚,想到「能撐多久」。
當初會結婚,說是「看上眼」;
後來會離婚,說是「看走眼」。
婚前,愛情是神話;
婚後,愛情是笑話。
男人花錢,是為了讓女人高興;
女人花錢,是因為男人讓她不高興。
嫁入「豪門」,要懂得理財;
嫁入「寒門」,要懂得生財。
以前的人,視婚姻生活為「一輩子」;
現代的人,視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。
婚前,男人在餐廳等女人;
婚後,女人在客廳等男人。
婚前,男人經常找女人「討論」;
婚後,男人只告訴女人「結論」。
婚前,男人對她悄悄講話;
婚後,男人對她大聲講話。
戀愛時,情話綿綿;
結婚後,謊話連連。
戀愛時的男人,喜歡「毛手毛腳」;
結婚後的男人,變成「沒手沒腳」。
婚前,情侶做什麼都是「浪漫」;
婚後,夫妻做什麼都是「浪費」。
如意郎君何處覓?
有才華的長得醜,
長得帥的掙錢少,
掙錢多的不顧家,
顧了家的沒出息,
有出息的不浪漫,
會浪漫的靠不住,
靠得住的又太窩囊………
男人呢?
漂亮的女人不下廚房,
下廚房的不溫柔,
會溫柔的沒主見,
有主見的沒女人味,
有女人味的亂花錢,
不亂花錢的不時尚,
時尚的不放心,
放心的沒看頭。
想結婚,是自己已能獨立;
想離婚,是子女已獨立。
婚前的男人,大都很幽默。
婚后的男人,大都很沉默。
女人的記性,吵架時最好;
男人的耐性,結婚后最差。
戀愛時,一見面就「親嘴」;
結婚後,一見面就「鬥嘴」。
婚前,男人常給女人「空白支票」;
婚後,男人常給女人「空頭支票」。
戀愛時,生活「妙不可言」;
結婚後,日子「苦不堪言」。
婚前,男人天天盯著女人;
婚後,女人天天盯著男人。
熱戀時,總相許下輩子再結良緣;
結婚後,常常疑上輩子造作孽緣。
大男人,會「作威作福」;
好男人,會「作牛作馬」。
婚前,「謊話」都是「情話」;
婚後,「情話」都是「廢話」。
婚前,靠近一點;
婚後,閃開一點。
婚前,沒話找話說;
婚後,有話也不說。
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Monday, May 5, 2008
Day 7 in Bangkok/ Day 1 in Siem Reap, Cambodia (7/4/08)
This was our last day in Bangkok. According to our schedule, this was the day we traveled from Bangkok to Siem Reap. Siem Reap is the town in Cambodia where the Angkor Archaeological Park is located.
We woke up at 4.00am that day to catch a train at 5.55am from the Hua Lamphong Railway Station to the Thai border. The train took around 7 hours to reach the Thai border. It was quite dangerous at the Thai border. We were ambushed by a few beggars begging for money. Luckily they didn't rob us.
It was even worse in the Cambodia border because that area looked like an abandoned land with ashes and dust floating in the air. It was the worst town i had ever seen. We took a cab from the Cambodia border to a small town called Siem Reap where the Angkor Archeological Park located. It was a 3 hours drive and the journey was torturing because the road condition was very bad and bumpy.
By the time we reached Siem Reap, it was already 4.30pm. The cab took us straight away to the Family Guest House where we were going to stay for 4 nights in Cambodia. We were treated with great hospitality. Siem Reap was such a nice and peaceful small town. The locals were very friendly and kind.At Hua Lamphong Railway Station before departing to Thai border.
Along the way from Cambodia border to Siem Reap.
Family Guest House. Such a neat and tidy room.
Old market area in Siem Reap. There were full of restaurant and souvenir shop.
We couldn't find 7-eleven in Cambodia but only 7-twenty. Funny right??!!
Night market of Siem Reap.
The boss of Family Guest House. She is young and pretty right?
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