Have a break, Lingam jokes

Part 1

Somebody farted during the inquiry.

Inquiry officer asked Tengku Adnan first: Did you fart?

Adnan replied: You must be drunk or mad.

The officer then asked Dr Mahathir: Did you fart?

Mahathir answered: I don't remember. Anyway it's my prerogative to
fart and I don't have to answer to any body.

He then asked Eusoff Chin: Did you fart?

Eusoff Chin answered: If anyone wants to fart, what can I do?

The officer then turned to Lingam: Did you fart?

Lingam replied: Sounds like mine, smells like mine ...


Part 2

Lingam: My house is my castle. I am the king in my house.I can choose to
talk rubbish even if I am drunk. I can choose any topic I like, I can even
pretend to talk to President Bush if I like.

Judge: In that case I sentence you to life imprisonment...

Lingam: But Your Honor, that is not fair.

Judge: What is not fair? This is my court and my court is my castle. I can
choose to sentence you with whatever punishment I like.

Lingam: But Your Honor, I was probably drunk when I said
that...

Judge: (hic..*).. so am I... (hic...*)

happy chinese new year

hahaha............happy chinese new year everyone
happy to celebrate this grand festive season but sad to grow older
this year, my chinese new year is different from previous year
bcoz my 5th uncle is not coming back this year
but have to congratulate him coz he was awarded with a cute baby boy
however this is not the reason why my chinese new year is so different
sigh...........my holiday for chinese new year is also my study week
my final exam is on 'chu 5'--the 5th day on 2008 according to chinese calendar
actually i was planning to go back HUKM on 'chu 3' morning
but suddenly got a call from my group member
she said there is an extra class from Mis Majmin on 'chu 2' (we address surgeon as Mr/Mis)
then my whole planning was ruined
have to start packing now.....................