Have a break, Lingam jokes

Part 1

Somebody farted during the inquiry.

Inquiry officer asked Tengku Adnan first: Did you fart?

Adnan replied: You must be drunk or mad.

The officer then asked Dr Mahathir: Did you fart?

Mahathir answered: I don't remember. Anyway it's my prerogative to
fart and I don't have to answer to any body.

He then asked Eusoff Chin: Did you fart?

Eusoff Chin answered: If anyone wants to fart, what can I do?

The officer then turned to Lingam: Did you fart?

Lingam replied: Sounds like mine, smells like mine ...


Part 2

Lingam: My house is my castle. I am the king in my house.I can choose to
talk rubbish even if I am drunk. I can choose any topic I like, I can even
pretend to talk to President Bush if I like.

Judge: In that case I sentence you to life imprisonment...

Lingam: But Your Honor, that is not fair.

Judge: What is not fair? This is my court and my court is my castle. I can
choose to sentence you with whatever punishment I like.

Lingam: But Your Honor, I was probably drunk when I said
that...

Judge: (hic..*).. so am I... (hic...*)